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| Frequently Asked Questions | |
Q: What tools do you use to create the EAC web site? A: I use Nvu to edit the HTML pages and WS_FTP to add files to the web site. And I listen to Live365 for creativity… Q: How do you create the PDF files used on the web site? A: I use OpenOffice.org. Q: How do I contact the webmaster? A: You quietly sneak up behind him and tap him on the shoulder. (Or email: webmaster@edenathleticclub.org) Q: Why is the sky blue? A: Blue light gets scattered (spread) around much more than all the other colors from the sun, causing the sky to appear blue. (More) Q: Why does a mirror reverse left-to-right but not top-to-bottom? A: A mirror doesn't reverse left-to-right; it reverses front-to-back. Q: Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? A: No one is "buried" in Grant's Tomb. Mr. & Mrs. Grant's sarcophagi lie above ground. (More) Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (Alternate answer) Q: If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? A: Ask the squirrel the tree fell on. (Click here for the sound of a tree falling when no one is around.) (Left as an exercise for the reader: If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?) Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A: The world may never know. Q: Why do hot dogs come 10 to a pack while buns are 8 to a pack? A: “Your standard-issue hot dog… comes ten to the pound.” “[Bakers] prefer dozens, or more generally, multiples of three and four, notably four, six, eight, and twelve”. (More) Q: Will you answer this question negatively? A: mu Q: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" A: 42 Q: How are you? A: Fine. Q: "Why are we here?" A: "Because we're here. Roll the bones." Q: Why can't I? A: Because I said so. Q: Can you hear me now? A: (Inferred) Yes Q: Are you serious? A: No. |
